Peter Gallay

Out of My Head
Peter Gallay

Meet Mahoney

Joe Mahoney. That's me. Crackerjack lawyer... I mean, doctor... I mean, lawman... I mean... oh, hell, put it this way. When it comes to careers, I'm DEI: diverse, egalitarian and inept. Want to know more? I didn't think so. Here it is anyway.

Joe Mahoney, Lawyer

Murder's Just Another Name for Homicide

The story that started it all (and some would say should have ended it all, but those are only people who have actually read it). Available for the Kindle. Here's what it says on the Amazon web page.

A hard-boiled mystery in the gritty tradition of Beatrix Potter.
The critics agree:
~ "A page-turner. You keep looking for something readable."
~ "Phillip Marlowe meets Bertie Wooster. And they discuss how much they hate this story."
~ "If Raymond Chandler were alive today, he'd be 133 years old."
~ "Riveting! Or welding. Both useful trades."

Click here to get a taste of the story. (Then drink something strong to get rid of the taste.)

Joe Mahoney, MD

Mahoney the hard-boiled lawyer returns as a soft-boiled (or possibly scrambled) doctor in another tale of utter insignificance. Recommended by the ASFH* and the MMLA.**
*American Society of Faith Healers
**Medical Malpractice Lawyers Association

Click here for the whole unhealthy story. (Note: Easier to read with pharmaceuticals.)

Joe Mahoney, Lawman

Joe Mahoney keeping the peace in the old west. In the classic tradition of Zane Grey, Louis L'Amour, and Ethel Merman, here's a rip-snorting tale of good guys and bad guys, riders of the purple sage, the blue thyme, and the red oregano.

Click here to return to those thrilling days of yestercentury.

Joe Mahoney, Pilot

It's wild! It's blue! It's yonder! It's Joe Mahoney at 40,000 feet, where some say he should stay. If you thought Airplane! was funny, you were right. On the other hand, click here for a completely different experience.